{"id":12888,"date":"2012-01-11T06:17:43","date_gmt":"2012-01-11T05:17:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=12888"},"modified":"2012-01-11T06:17:43","modified_gmt":"2012-01-11T05:17:43","slug":"what-a-coincidence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/what-a-coincidence\/","title":{"rendered":"What a coincidence \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

A chicken farmer went to a local bar…. Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne..<\/strong><\/p>\n

The woman perks up and says, ’How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne,too!’<\/p>\n

’What a coincidence’ the farmer says. ’This is a special day for me….. I am celebrating’<\/p>\n

’This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!’ says the woman.<\/p>\n

’What a coincidence!’ says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man asked, ’What are you celebrating?’<\/p>\n

’My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!’<\/p>\n

’What a coincidence,’ says the man. ’I’m a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.’<\/p>\n

’That’s great!’ says the woman. ’How did your chickens become fertile?’<\/p>\n

’I used a different cock,’ he replied.<\/p>\n

The woman smiled and said, ’What a coincidence.’<\/p>\n

A Contribution from Anders in Viken<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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