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Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.<\/em><\/p>\n

Looking up, he asks the Lord. . . ”God, what does a million years mean to\u00a0you?”<\/em><\/p>\n

The Lord replies, ”A minute.”<\/em><\/p>\n

Smith asks, ”And what does a million dollars mean to you?”<\/em><\/p>\n

The Lord replies, ”A penny.”<\/em><\/p>\n

Smith asks,” Can I have a penny?”<\/em><\/p>\n

The Lord replies, ”In a minute”<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord. . . ”God, what does a million years mean to\u00a0you?” The Lord replies, ”A minute.” Smith asks, ”And what does a million dollars mean to you?” The Lord replies, ”A penny.” Smith asks,” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[1345,1549],"class_list":["post-12939","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-stuff","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-minute","tag-penny"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-3mH","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":7982,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/missing-bucks\/","url_meta":{"origin":12939,"position":0},"title":"Missing bucks\u2026","author":"bengt39","date":"2020-10-23","format":false,"excerpt":"A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has stolen ten million bucks from him. 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