{"id":12964,"date":"2012-01-15T06:29:28","date_gmt":"2012-01-15T05:29:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=12964"},"modified":"2012-01-15T06:29:28","modified_gmt":"2012-01-15T05:29:28","slug":"do-not-mess-with-old-guys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/do-not-mess-with-old-guys\/","title":{"rendered":"DO NOT MESS WITH OLD GUYS \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"
\n

Yesterday\u00a0 I\u00a0 had an appointment to see the urologist for a Prostate
\nexam.\u00a0 Of course I was a\u00a0 bit on edge because all my friends have
\neither\u00a0 gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted…….<\/p>\n

The\u00a0 waiting room was filled with\u00a0 patients.<\/p>\n

As I approached\u00a0 the receptionist’s desk, I noticed that the
\nreceptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo
\nwrestler.\u00a0\u00a0I gave\u00a0 her my name.<\/p>\n

In\u00a0 a very loud voice, the receptionist\u00a0 said, ”YES,\u00a0 I HAVE YOUR
\nNAME HERE,… YOU\u00a0 WANT TO\u00a0SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE,\u00a0 RIGHT?”<\/p>\n

All the\u00a0 patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to
\nLook at me,\u00a0 a now very embarrassed man, but as usual, I recovered
\nquickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,\u00a0 ………<\/p>\n

’NO!….\u00a0 I’VE COME TO ENQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE\u00a0 OPERATION,\u00a0BUT\u00a0 I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS!”<\/p>\n

The room erupted in applause!<\/p>\n

DON’T MESS WITH OLD GUYS!!!!!!<\/p>\n

From Anders in Viken<\/em><\/p>\n

Another one..DO NOT MESS WITH ,,,<\/a><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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