{"id":13008,"date":"2012-01-19T06:14:31","date_gmt":"2012-01-19T05:14:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=13008"},"modified":"2012-01-19T06:14:31","modified_gmt":"2012-01-19T05:14:31","slug":"obama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/obama\/","title":{"rendered":"OBAMA-joke  \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div align=\"center\"><span style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;\">Where does one get this sticker?<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><span style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;\">&#8212;&#8211;\u00a0<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Psalm 109:8\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/span><span style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;\">My wife and I were in slow-moving traffic the other day and we were stopped behind<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><span style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;\">a car that had an unusual Obama bumper sticker on it.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><span style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;\">It read: &#8221;Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8&#8221;.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\">When we got home my wife got out the Bible and opened it up to the scripture.<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><span style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;\">She started laughing &amp; laughing. Then she read it to me.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><span style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;\">I couldn&#8217;t believe what it said. I had a good laugh, too.<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nPsalm 109:8 ~ &#8221;Let his days be few and brief; and let others step forward to replace him.&#8221;<\/strong><\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><span style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;\"><strong><\/strong><br \/>\nAt last &#8212; I can honestly voice a Biblical prayer for our president!<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><span style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;\">Look it up &#8212; it is word for word! Let us all bow our heads and pray.<\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><span style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;\"><br \/>\nBrothers and Sisters, can I get an\u00a0<strong>AMEN<\/strong>?<\/span><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\">From US via Bent in Denmark<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Where does one get this sticker? &#8212;&#8211;\u00a0Psalm 109:8\u00a0\u00a0My wife and I were in slow-moving traffic the other day and we were stopped behind a car that had an unusual Obama bumper sticker on it. It read: &#8221;Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8&#8221;. 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