{"id":13139,"date":"2012-01-27T18:04:09","date_gmt":"2012-01-27T17:04:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=13139"},"modified":"2012-01-27T18:04:09","modified_gmt":"2012-01-27T17:04:09","slug":"bottom-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/bottom-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Bottom up"},"content":{"rendered":"

With apologies to all those of Italian origin and to those who contemplate a cruise in the Med.<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/h3>\n

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# How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships?\u00a0\u00a0 – On the rocks<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

#<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span>What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships?\u00a0\u00a0 – Leeks<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

# What’s the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship?\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0 Follow the captain<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

# When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong>going he replied ”off course.”<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span># So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock.\u00a0\u00a0 That’s more than can be said for his ship.<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span># The captain\u00a0 says he is not guilty of manslaughter.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 He has witnesses to prove he was nowhere near the passengers who died.<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

# I like my women how I like my Italian Cruises.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span>\u00a0\u00a0<\/span>Wet, wrecked and ready to go down.<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

# The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in\u00a0Italy\u00a0since Berlusconi’s last hooker.<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

# What’s the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia?<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0 <\/span>Nothing – The bottoms dropped out of both.<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

A contrtibution from Lawrence ( not from Arabia)<\/p>\n

Costa Concordia<\/a><\/strong><\/em> on Google earth<\/p>\n

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With apologies to all those of Italian origin and to those who contemplate a cruise in the Med. \u00a0 # How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships?\u00a0\u00a0 – On the rocks #\u00a0What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships?\u00a0\u00a0 – Leeks # What’s the fastest way to get off […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[317,443],"class_list":["post-13139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-stuff","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-bottom-up","tag-costa-concordia"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-3pV","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":13165,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/cruise-captain-on-shore\/","url_meta":{"origin":13139,"position":0},"title":"Cruise captain on shore…","author":"bengt39","date":"2012-02-02","format":false,"excerpt":"\u00a0Cruise ship captain Francesco Schettino began his new job as a bus driver yesterday..... 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