En gammal gumma och gubbe sitter och stirrar p\u00e5 varandra i dagrummet p\u00e5 \u00e5lderdomshemmet.<\/p>\n
Pl\u00f6tsligt s\u00e4ger gubben: F\u00f6r tjugo kronor pippar jag dig i gungstolen d\u00e4r borta.<\/p>\n
Tanten tittar f\u00f6rv\u00e5nat p\u00e5 honom men s\u00e4ger ingenting. Gubben forts\u00e4tter: … … … Fast…f\u00f6r femtio kronor s\u00e5 g\u00f6r jag det d\u00e4r borta i den sk\u00f6na soffan och om du har en hundring s\u00e5 f\u00e5r du f\u00f6lja med mig till rummet p\u00e5 en romantisk middag och sedan en helkv\u00e4ll som du aldrig tidigare upplevt.<\/p>\n
Tanten s\u00e4ger fortfarande ingenting men b\u00f6rjar rota runt i handv\u00e4skan och lyckas till slut f\u00e5 fram en skrynklig hundralapp.<\/p>\n
Gubben tar pengarna och ler… Jass\u00e5…du vill ha en romantisk helkv\u00e4ll allts\u00e5?<\/p>\n
Sk\u00e4rp dig!! svarar tanten, jag skall ha fem omg\u00e5ngar i gungstolen!!!<\/p>\n
Fr\u00e5n v\u00e4nnen Paul\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" En gammal gumma och gubbe sitter och stirrar p\u00e5 varandra i dagrummet p\u00e5 \u00e5lderdomshemmet. Pl\u00f6tsligt s\u00e4ger gubben: F\u00f6r tjugo kronor pippar jag dig i gungstolen d\u00e4r borta. Tanten tittar f\u00f6rv\u00e5nat p\u00e5 honom men s\u00e4ger ingenting. 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