{"id":13269,"date":"2011-02-10T07:10:50","date_gmt":"2011-02-10T06:10:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=13269"},"modified":"2011-02-10T07:10:50","modified_gmt":"2011-02-10T06:10:50","slug":"en-blondinhistoria","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/en-blondinhistoria\/","title":{"rendered":"En blondinhistoria"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">En ung blondin fr\u00e5n Stockholm var desperat o skulle dr\u00e4nka sig fr\u00e5n Skeppsbron. D\u00e5 kom en snygg\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">sj\u00f6man f\u00f6rbi o sa att han skulle till Amerika o att han kunde smuggla med henne p\u00e5 b\u00e5ten.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"> Hon\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">f\u00f6ljde med sj\u00f6mannen o sm\u00f6g ombord p\u00e5 b\u00e5ten p\u00e5 natten. Varje natt kom sj\u00f6mannen med mat till henne\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">o sen \u00e4lskade de passionerat till gryningen.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">3 veckor senare uppt\u00e4cktes hon av Kaptenen.\u00a0<\/span><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Va g\u00f6r du h\u00e4r fr\u00e5gade han?\u00a0<\/span><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Jag f\u00e5r mat o resa till Amerika mot att en sj\u00f6man f\u00e5r ligga med mig.\u00a0<\/span><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; D\u00e5 har han verkligen lyckats. Det h\u00e4r \u00e4r Djurg\u00e5rdsf\u00e4rjan<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>From Lawrence (not from Arabia)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En ung blondin fr\u00e5n Stockholm var desperat o skulle dr\u00e4nka sig fr\u00e5n Skeppsbron. D\u00e5 kom en snygg\u00a0sj\u00f6man f\u00f6rbi o sa att han skulle till Amerika o att han kunde smuggla med henne p\u00e5 b\u00e5ten. Hon\u00a0f\u00f6ljde med sj\u00f6mannen o sm\u00f6g ombord p\u00e5 b\u00e5ten p\u00e5 natten. Varje natt kom sj\u00f6mannen med mat till henne\u00a0o sen \u00e4lskade de [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[289],"class_list":["post-13269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-blondin"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-3s1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":12693,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/fr-agesport-for-blondiner-eller\/","url_meta":{"origin":13269,"position":0},"title":"Fr\u00e5gesport f\u00f6r blondiner eller ??? \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2011-12-22","format":false,"excerpt":"1. 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