{"id":13333,"date":"2015-09-21T07:49:46","date_gmt":"2015-09-21T06:49:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=13333"},"modified":"2015-09-21T16:52:00","modified_gmt":"2015-09-21T15:52:00","slug":"sevenhundredten-7io","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/sevenhundredten-7io\/","title":{"rendered":"The seven-hundred-ten \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a ”seven-hundred-ten”.<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, ’What is a seven-hundred- ten?’<\/p>\n

She replied, ’You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.<\/p>\n

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.<\/p>\n

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.<\/p>\n

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked ’is there a 710 on this car?’.<\/p>\n

She pointed and said, ’Of course, its right there.’ the mechanic fainted<\/p>\n

If you’re not sure what a 710 is<\/p>\n

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\nFrom Anders in Viken<\/em><\/p>\n

Watch also The perfect car<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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