{"id":13346,"date":"2012-02-15T07:01:33","date_gmt":"2012-02-15T06:01:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=13346"},"modified":"2012-02-15T07:01:33","modified_gmt":"2012-02-15T06:01:33","slug":"pa-bussen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/pa-bussen\/","title":{"rendered":"P\u00e5 bussen \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/bus.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13347\" title=\"bus\" src=\"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/bus.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"233\" height=\"172\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>En kvinna kliver p\u00e5 en buss med sin lilla bebis. Chauff\u00f6ren tittar p\u00e5 dem och s\u00e4ger:<br \/>\n&#8211; J\u00e4drar, ocks\u00e5. Det var den fulaste unge jag n\u00e5gonsin har sett!<br \/>\n&#8230; Kvinna blir oerh\u00f6rt f\u00f6rol\u00e4mpad, d\u00e4mmer ner pengarna framf\u00f6r chauff\u00f6ren och g\u00e5r och s\u00e4tter sig<br \/>\nl\u00e4ngst bak i bussen.<br \/>\nMannen som sitter p\u00e5 s\u00e4tet bredvid m\u00e4rker att n\u00e5gonting st\u00f6r kvinnan och fr\u00e5gar henne vad det \u00e4r<br \/>\nf\u00f6r fel.<br \/>\n&#8211; Busschauff\u00f6ren f\u00f6rol\u00e4mpade mig, fnyser hon.<br \/>\n&#8211; Det \u00e4r ju inte klokt, svarar mannen f\u00f6rst\u00e5ende. Folk med serviceyrken borde verkligen inte<br \/>\nf\u00f6rol\u00e4mpa m\u00e4nniskor p\u00e5 det s\u00e4ttet.<br \/>\nPeppad av mannens uppmuntran s\u00e4ger kvinnan:<br \/>\n&#8211; Du har r\u00e4tt. Jag tror att jag ska g\u00e5 fram och ge honom en rej\u00e4l utsk\u00e4llning.<br \/>\n&#8211; Det l\u00e5ter som en bra id\u00e9, svarar mannen. Jag vaktar apan under tiden.<\/p>\n<p><em>Fr\u00e5n Lawrence ( not from Arabia )<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En kvinna kliver p\u00e5 en buss med sin lilla bebis. Chauff\u00f6ren tittar p\u00e5 dem och s\u00e4ger: &#8211; J\u00e4drar, ocks\u00e5. Det var den fulaste unge jag n\u00e5gonsin har sett! &#8230; Kvinna blir oerh\u00f6rt f\u00f6rol\u00e4mpad, d\u00e4mmer ner pengarna framf\u00f6r chauff\u00f6ren och g\u00e5r och s\u00e4tter sig l\u00e4ngst bak i bussen. 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