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My boss phoned me today, he said, ”Is everything okay at the office?”<\/p>\n

I said, ”Yes, Sir, it’s all under control. It’s been a very busy day, I haven’t stopped.”<\/p>\n

”Can you do me a favour?” he asked.<\/p>\n

I said, ”Of course, what is it?”<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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”Speed it up a little, I’m in the fourball behind you.”<\/p>\n

From Paul now and then in Provence<\/em><\/p>\n


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