En kvacksalvare upptr\u00e4dde en g\u00e5ng i ett amerikanskt radioprogram:<\/p>\n
-Jag ska g\u00f6ra slut p\u00e5 Era sm\u00e4rtor, lovade han.<\/p>\n
-Jag ska g\u00f6ra er frisk och stark igen. L\u00e4gg bara ena handen p\u00e5 radion och den andra p\u00e5 det sjuka st\u00e4llet, s\u00e5 botar jag Er…<\/p>\n
Ett \u00e4ldre par i Arizona satt och lyssnade.<\/p>\n
Tanten lade ena handen p\u00e5 radion och den andra p\u00e5 hj\u00e4rtat.<\/p>\n
Hennes man lade ena handen p\u00e5 radion och den andra mellan benen.<\/p>\n
D\u00e5 sa tanten: -nu \u00e4r du dum, Sam. Han sa att han skulle bota sjuka, inte \u00e5teruppv\u00e4cka d\u00f6da.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
En kvacksalvare upptr\u00e4dde en g\u00e5ng i ett amerikanskt radioprogram: -Jag ska g\u00f6ra slut p\u00e5 Era sm\u00e4rtor, lovade han. -Jag ska g\u00f6ra er frisk och stark igen. L\u00e4gg bara ena handen p\u00e5 radion och den andra p\u00e5 det sjuka st\u00e4llet, s\u00e5 botar jag Er… Ett \u00e4ldre par i Arizona satt och lyssnade. 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