{"id":13433,"date":"2012-08-14T06:14:51","date_gmt":"2012-08-14T04:14:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=13433"},"modified":"2012-08-14T06:14:51","modified_gmt":"2012-08-14T04:14:51","slug":"the-scottish-brothel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/the-scottish-brothel\/","title":{"rendered":"The Scottish Brothel \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

The madam opened the brothel door in Milngavie and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>”May I help you sir?”\u00a0<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span>she asked.
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>The man replied,\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span>”I want to see Suzy.”
\n<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>”Sir, Suzy is one of our most expensive ladies
\nPerhaps you would prefer someone else”\u00a0<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span>, said the madam.
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>He replied,\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span>”No, I must see Suzy.”
\n<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>Just then, Suzy appeared and announced to the man she charged \u00a35000 a visit.
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand pounds and gave it to Suzy, and they went upstairs.
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>After an hour, the man calmly left.
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Suzy.
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>Suzy explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive.
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>”There are no discounts. The price is still \u00a35000.”
\n<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Suzy, and they went upstairs.
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>After an hour, he left..
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>The following night the man was there yet again.
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Suzy and they went upstairs.
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>After their session, Suzy said to the man,
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>”No one has ever been with me three nights in a row.
\nWhere are you from?”
\n<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>The man replied,\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span>”<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Edinburgh.”
\n<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>”Really,”\u00a0<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span>she said.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span>”I have family in Edinburgh \u00a0 .”
\n<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>”I know.”\u00a0<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span>the man said.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span>”Your sister died, and I am her Lawyer
\nShe asked me to give you your \u00a315,000 inheritance.”\u00a0<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>1.\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span>Death
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>2.\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span>Taxes
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>3.\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span>Being screwed by a lawyer!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

A contribution from Paul in Provence<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The madam opened the brothel door in Milngavie and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. \u00a0 ”May I help you sir?”\u00a0she asked. \u00a0 The man replied,\u00a0\u00a0”I want to see Suzy.” \u00a0 ”Sir, Suzy is one of our most expensive ladies Perhaps you would prefer someone else”\u00a0, said […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[1204,1765],"class_list":["post-13433","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-stuff","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-lawyer","tag-scottish-brothel"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-3uF","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":19584,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/19584\/","url_meta":{"origin":13433,"position":0},"title":"Och Aye the No","author":"admin","date":"2014-03-21","format":false,"excerpt":"Alex Salmond (SNP Scotch National Party ) was visiting a Scottish primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. 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