{"id":13437,"date":"2012-02-23T06:00:35","date_gmt":"2012-02-23T05:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=13437"},"modified":"2012-02-23T06:00:35","modified_gmt":"2012-02-23T05:00:35","slug":"golfstory-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/golfstory-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Golfstory ll \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

This is\u00a0<\/span><\/span>David Letterman’s Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex……<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

10…\u00a0A below par performance is considered damn good.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

9….. You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.<\/p>\n

8… It’s much easier to find the sweet spot.<\/p>\n

7.. Foursomes are encouraged.<\/p>\n

6… You can still make money doing it as a senior.<\/p>\n

5…. Three times a day is possible.<\/p>\n

4… Your partner doesn’t hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.<\/p>\n

3… If you live in Florida , you can do it almost every day.<\/p>\n

2… You don’t have to cuddle with your partner when you’re finished.<\/p>\n

And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex…..<\/p>\n

1… When your equipment gets old you can replace it!<\/p>\n

From \u00a0the golfer Paul in Provence<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is\u00a0David Letterman’s Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex…… 10…\u00a0A below par performance is considered damn good. 9….. You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers. 8… It’s much easier to find the sweet spot. 7.. 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