{"id":13610,"date":"2012-03-04T05:33:02","date_gmt":"2012-03-04T04:33:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=13610"},"modified":"2012-03-04T05:33:02","modified_gmt":"2012-03-04T04:33:02","slug":"golfhistoria","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/golfhistoria\/","title":{"rendered":"Golfhistoria \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #222222;\">N\u00e5gra kvinnor spelade golf. P\u00e5 ett av h\u00e5len gjorde en av damerna en ruskig slice och s\u00e4nde<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #222222;\">bollen in i en grupp av m\u00e4n som stod och v\u00e4ntade p\u00e5 sin tur att sl\u00e5 p\u00e5 ett annat h\u00e5l.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #222222;\">Kvinnan sprang genast dit f\u00f6r att be om urs\u00e4kt och f\u00f6r att se hur det hade g\u00e5tt.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #222222;\">N\u00e4r hon kom fram l\u00e5g en av m\u00e4nnen p\u00e5 marken med h\u00e4nderna mellan benen och vred<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #222222;\">sig i pl\u00e5gor.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #222222;\">F\u00e5r jag se p\u00e5 det d\u00e4r, fr\u00e5gade kvinnan.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #222222;\">Nej! Det &#8230;g\u00e5r snart&#8230;\u00f6ver, st\u00f6nade mannen.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #222222;\">Sluta tramsa nu, sa kvinnan, jag \u00e4r sjuksk\u00f6terska och vet precis hur man tar<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #222222;\">hand om den h\u00e4r sortens skador.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #222222;\">Kvinnan rullade \u00f6ver mannen p\u00e5 rygg och f\u00f6rde hans armar \u00e5t sidorna.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #222222;\">D\u00e4refter \u00f6ppnade hon f\u00f6rsiktigt hans byxor och stack ner handen och b\u00f6rjade massera.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #222222;\">Efter en stund fr\u00e5gade hon:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #222222;\">K\u00e4nns det lite b\u00e4ttre nu?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #222222;\">Ja, det k\u00e4nns j\u00e4ttebra, sa mannen, men jag har fortfarande v\u00e4ldigt ont i tummen.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>Fr\u00e5n Paul i Provence<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>N\u00e5gra kvinnor spelade golf. P\u00e5 ett av h\u00e5len gjorde en av damerna en ruskig slice och s\u00e4nde bollen in i en grupp av m\u00e4n som stod och v\u00e4ntade p\u00e5 sin tur att sl\u00e5 p\u00e5 ett annat h\u00e5l. Kvinnan sprang genast dit f\u00f6r att be om urs\u00e4kt och f\u00f6r att se hur det hade g\u00e5tt. N\u00e4r [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[2813,813],"class_list":["post-13610","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-golf","tag-golfhistoria"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-3xw","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":5673,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/kvinnans-list-och-mannens-forstand\/","url_meta":{"origin":13610,"position":0},"title":"Kvinnans list och mannens f\u00f6rst\u00e5nd&#8230;\u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2010-03-18","format":false,"excerpt":"Frun var tr\u00f6tt p\u00e5 att g\u00f6ra allt hush\u00e5llsarbete d\u00e4r hemma, s\u00e5 hon och mannen kom \u00f6verens om att laga middagen varannan dag. \u00a0 Dagen efter var det mannens tur och d\u00e5 frun kommer hem s\u00e5 finner hon mannen spritt spr\u00e5ngande naken i k\u00f6ket, med ett glas vatten i handen. \u00a0\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d2 JOKES\u201d","block_context":{"text":"2 JOKES","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/ett-gott-skratt\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/kvlist.gif?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":10349,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/ha-koll-pa-i-mobilen\/","url_meta":{"origin":13610,"position":1},"title":"Ha koll p\u00e5 din mobiltelefon..\u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2015-01-02","format":false,"excerpt":"En mobiltelefon ringer och en av m\u00e4nnen i omkl\u00e4dningsrummet svarar \"hands-free\" med h\u00f6gtalaren p\u00e5 Alla andra i rummet lyssnar ocks\u00e5 Mannen: HALL\u00c5! 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