{"id":13624,"date":"2012-03-05T07:06:52","date_gmt":"2012-03-05T06:06:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=13624"},"modified":"2012-03-05T07:06:52","modified_gmt":"2012-03-05T06:06:52","slug":"jet-fuel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/jet-fuel\/","title":{"rendered":"Jet Fuel \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked
\nas<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0aircraft\u00a0 mechanics in Melbourne, Australia ..<\/p>\n

One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the
\nhangar with nothing to do.<\/p>\n

Dave said, ’Man, I wish we had something to drink!’<\/p>\n

Jim\u00a0 says, ’Me too. Y’know, I’ve heard you can drink jet fuel\u00a0 and\u00a0\u00a0get\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0a\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0buzz.<\/p>\n

You\u00a0 wanna try it?’<\/p>\n

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane\u00a0 booze\u00a0\u00a0and get completely smashed.<\/p>\n

The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good he\u00a0\u00a0feels.<\/p>\n

In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects.<\/p>\n

Nothing!<\/p>\n

Then the phone rings. It’s Jim.\u00a0 Jim says, ’Hey, how do you feel\u00a0\u00a0this\u00a0 morning?’<\/p>\n

Dave says, ’I feel great, how about you?’
\nJim says, ’I feel great, too. You don’t have a hangover?’<\/p>\n

Dave says, ’No that jet fuel is great stuff — no hangover,\u00a0 nothing.\u00a0\u00a0We\u00a0 ought to do this more often.’<\/p>\n

’ Yeah, well there’s just one\u00a0 thing.’<\/p>\n

’What’s\u00a0 that?’<\/p>\n

’Have you farted yet?’<\/p>\n

’No.’<\/p>\n

’Well,\u00a0 DON’T – cause I’m in New\u00a0 Zealand\u00a0\u00a0 ’<\/p>\n

From Anders in Viken<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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