{"id":13714,"date":"2021-05-03T06:19:55","date_gmt":"2021-05-03T05:19:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=13714"},"modified":"2021-05-03T15:15:51","modified_gmt":"2021-05-03T14:15:51","slug":"13714","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/13714\/","title":{"rendered":"Irish joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p lang=\"en-GB\">ursprungligen publicerad mars 2012<\/p>\n<p lang=\"en-GB\"><span style=\"color: #0d0d0d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat watching the front door of the brothel over the road. 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The local Methodist pastor appears, and quickly goes inside. &#8221;Would you look at that!&#8221; says the first Irishman. &#8221;Didn&#8217;t I always say what a bunch of hypocrites they are?&#8221; No sooner are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[1018,1020,1621],"class_list":["post-13714","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-stuff","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-ireland","tag-irish-joke","tag-pub"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1IAXy-13714","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":10382,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/an-irish-blonde-in-a-casino\/","url_meta":{"origin":13714,"position":0},"title":"AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2011-03-29","format":false,"excerpt":"\u00a0An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. 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