{"id":13720,"date":"2012-03-09T06:43:11","date_gmt":"2012-03-09T05:43:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=13720"},"modified":"2012-03-09T06:43:11","modified_gmt":"2012-03-09T05:43:11","slug":"alven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/alven\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00c4lven \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #222222;\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman';\">Tre m\u00e4n var p\u00e5 en skogstur n\u00e4r de pl\u00f6tsligt kom till en stor, brusande \u00e4lv. 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