{"id":13805,"date":"2012-03-11T05:58:51","date_gmt":"2012-03-11T04:58:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=13805"},"modified":"2014-01-23T13:56:33","modified_gmt":"2014-01-23T11:56:33","slug":"smart-old-men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/smart-old-men\/","title":{"rendered":"Smart old men \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

He had a large pond in the back.
\nIt was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.<\/p>\n

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.<\/p>\n

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting And laughing with glee..<\/p>\n

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.<\/p>\n

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.<\/p>\n

One of the women shouted to him, ’We’re not coming out until you leave!<\/p>\n

The old man frowned, ’I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.’<\/p>\n

Holding the bucket up he said, ’I’m here to feed the alligator.’<\/p>\n

Some old men can still think fast.!!<\/p>\n

Origin from my friend Carlton in Charlotte \u00a0NC reminded of by Paul in Provence<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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