{"id":13811,"date":"2012-03-12T06:08:05","date_gmt":"2012-03-12T05:08:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=13811"},"modified":"2012-03-12T06:08:05","modified_gmt":"2012-03-12T05:08:05","slug":"finsk-cv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/finsk-cv\/","title":{"rendered":"Finsk CV \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

Finskt CV<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

T\u00e5 ja s\u00e5k annons att ni s\u00f6kte vinskspr\u00e5kiga br\u00e4sten, d\u00e4nkte ja, joppet \u00e4r mitt!!<\/span>\u00a0Ja har pra meriter sen titikare, nu ja r\u00e4kna tom:<\/span><\/p>\n

1) Krundskola klass 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 och halva suan<\/span>\u00a02) Konvirmerad<\/span>
\n3) Joppet: ja ha inte joppat p\u00e5 syrka f\u00f6rut, men ja har varit me p\u00e5 kusinens pekravning<\/span>
\n4) Ja \u00e4r van att plattra v\u00e4dret, s\u00e5 ja kan nog bredika pra<\/span>
\n5) Ja \u00e4r ocks\u00e5 j\u00e4veln p\u00e5 planda krokkar, s\u00e5 ja kan servera nattvarten<\/span><\/p>\n


\n<\/span>Nu ja undra?<\/span>\u00a0L\u00f6nen, met mina meriter gr\u00e4vs en h\u00f6k l\u00f6n, ganse 40 000 kr\/m\u00e5n. Och s\u00e4nstepil kr\u00e4ver ja. Sapp Aero, samma som syrkoherden har, ja dror n\u00e4mliken p\u00e5 j\u00e4mlikhet.<\/span><\/p>\n

Ja har k\u00e5tt m\u00e5nga gurser, nu ja r\u00e4kna dom:<\/span><\/p>\n


\n<\/span>1) S\u00e4ljgurs halva feckan<\/span>\u00a02) ABF-gurs, l\u00e4r dig spela kitarr f\u00f6r nup\u00f6rjare<\/span>
\n3) Kongurs. De va konsti gurs.<\/span>
\n4) Tatautpildning<\/span>
\n5) Utpildning f\u00f6r olika porrmaskiner, s\u00e5 jak \u00e4r tuktig p\u00e5 att porra om n\u00e5ke ramlar ner s\u00e5 kan jak porra upp det igen<\/span><\/p>\n

Ja ser fram att v\u00e5 \u00e5ka p\u00e5 mer gurser helst till Nutbu, t\u00e4r \u00e4r pra trag med ristiprud och parnlickan. Ja tycka om liv p\u00e5 luckan.<\/span>Hoppas no kan pest\u00e4mma snappt, st\u00e4mplingen tar snart slut. Dveka ej, n\u00e4sta vecka har ja s\u00e4kert nutt p\u00e5 k\u00e5ng!<\/span><\/p>\n

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Finskt CV T\u00e5 ja s\u00e5k annons att ni s\u00f6kte vinskspr\u00e5kiga br\u00e4sten, d\u00e4nkte ja, joppet \u00e4r mitt!!\u00a0Ja har pra meriter sen titikare, nu ja r\u00e4kna tom: 1) Krundskola klass 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 och halva suan\u00a02) Konvirmerad 3) Joppet: ja ha inte joppat p\u00e5 syrka f\u00f6rut, men ja har varit me p\u00e5 kusinens pekravning […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[679],"class_list":["post-13811","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-finsk-cv"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-3AL","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":11770,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/merforsaljning-%c2%a4%c2%a4%c2%a4\/","url_meta":{"origin":13811,"position":0},"title":"Merf\u00f6rs\u00e4ljning \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2011-10-10","format":false,"excerpt":"En ung kille fr\u00e5n en by i Norra Norrland flyttade till Stockholm och gick till ett stort k\u00f6pcentrum f\u00f6r att s\u00f6ka jobb. 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