{"id":13814,"date":"2012-03-13T05:21:09","date_gmt":"2012-03-13T04:21:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=13814"},"modified":"2012-03-13T05:21:09","modified_gmt":"2012-03-13T04:21:09","slug":"nyc-to-la","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/nyc-to-la\/","title":{"rendered":"Flight AA123 from NYC to LA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p lang=\"en-US\"><span style=\"color: #333333;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">A plane was taking off from New York and La Guardia Airport. After it reached a cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, \u201cLadies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to American 123, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax \u2013 OH, MY GOD!\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p lang=\"en-US\"><span style=\"color: #333333;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Silence followed and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, \u201cLadies and Gentlemen I am so sorry if I scared you earlier; but, while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p lang=\"en-US\"><span style=\"color: #333333;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> You should see the front of my pants!\u201d <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p lang=\"en-US\"><span style=\"color: #333333;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">A passenger in Economy said, That\u2019s nothing. He should see the back of mine!\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p lang=\"en-US\"><em>A nice contribution \u00a0from J\u00f6rgen M61<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A plane was taking off from New York and La Guardia Airport. After it reached a cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, \u201cLadies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to American 123, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[699,1171,1457],"class_list":["post-13814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-flyg","tag-la","tag-nyc"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-3AO","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":15592,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/captain-speaking\/","url_meta":{"origin":13814,"position":0},"title":"Captain speaking","author":"bengt39","date":"2012-10-12","format":false,"excerpt":"A Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the\u00a0 captain announced: \u00a0\u00a0 'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.\u00a0 Welcome to Flight 293,non-stop from\u00a0\u00a0 London Heathrow to\u00a0 Toronto . 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