{"id":13914,"date":"2013-02-07T05:52:18","date_gmt":"2013-02-07T04:52:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=13914"},"modified":"2013-02-08T08:52:21","modified_gmt":"2013-02-08T07:52:21","slug":"badkarsprovet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/badkarsprovet\/","title":{"rendered":"Badkarsprovet \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Vid ett bes\u00f6k p\u00e5 V\u00e5rdcentralen passade jag p\u00e5 att fr\u00e5ga doktorn: \u201dHur avg\u00f6r doktorn, om det \u00e4r dags f\u00f6r en \u00e4ldre person att erbjudas \u00e4ldreboende?\u201d<\/p>\n

\"hinkmm\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\u201dJo, f\u00f6rst\u00e5r ni\u201d, sa han, \u201dvi fyller upp ett badkar och sedan erbjuder vi personen ifr\u00e5ga en tesked, en tekopp och en hink f\u00f6r att t\u00f6mma badkaret\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cJaha, jag f\u00f6rst\u00e5r\u201d, sa jag, \u201den normal m\u00e4nniska skulle naturligtvis anv\u00e4nda hinken, f\u00f6r att den \u00e4r ju st\u00f6rre \u00e4n b\u00e5de skeden och koppen!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNej\u201d, sa doktorn, \u201cen normal m\u00e4nniska skulle dra ur proppen. Vill du ha din s\u00e4ng n\u00e4ra f\u00f6nstret?\u201d<\/p>\n

T\u00e4nker du skicka den h\u00e4r vidare? Eller vill du ha s\u00e4ngen bredvid min?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Original from Thomas J the professor and reminded of by Paul in Provence<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Vid ett bes\u00f6k p\u00e5 V\u00e5rdcentralen passade jag p\u00e5 att fr\u00e5ga doktorn: \u201dHur avg\u00f6r doktorn, om det \u00e4r dags f\u00f6r en \u00e4ldre person att erbjudas \u00e4ldreboende?\u201d \u201dJo, f\u00f6rst\u00e5r ni\u201d, sa han, \u201dvi fyller upp ett badkar och sedan erbjuder vi personen ifr\u00e5ga en tesked, en tekopp och en hink f\u00f6r att t\u00f6mma badkaret\u201d \u201cJaha, jag f\u00f6rst\u00e5r\u201d, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[195,1618],"class_list":["post-13914","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-badkar","tag-prov"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-3Cq","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":14482,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/piraten-och-doktorn\/","url_meta":{"origin":13914,"position":0},"title":"Piraten och doktorn","author":"bengt39","date":"2012-04-26","format":false,"excerpt":"En piratenhistoria ber\u00e4ttad av prof Charlotte Erlandsson p\u00e5 Anders p\u00e5gars jubileumssymposium i Lund Bilden i videon \u00e4r en tavla m\u00e5lad av Karin Holm\u00a0 Vik \u00d6sterlen och med p\u00e5 tavlan Teaterprofessorn Ingvar Holm\u00a0 ( ansiktet hit\u00e5t) tillsammans med Piraten till h\u00f6ger och \u00a0G\u00f6sta Vitestam prof semitiska spr\u00e5k - professorerna tog \"\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d2 JOKES\u201d","block_context":{"text":"2 JOKES","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/ett-gott-skratt\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":25979,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/den-lonsamma-lakarmottagningen\/","url_meta":{"origin":13914,"position":1},"title":"DEN L\u00d6NSAMMA L\u00c4KARMOTTAGNINGEN","author":"admin","date":"2016-12-21","format":false,"excerpt":"En \u00e4ldre man hade precis g\u00e5tt i pension men blev snabbt v\u00e4ldigt uttr\u00e5kad s\u00e5 han best\u00e4mde sig f\u00f6r att starta en alldeles egen l\u00e4karmottagning trots att han inte var l\u00e4kare. \u00a0 Han satte upp en skylt utanf\u00f6r huset och skrev \u201dDoktor Anderssons klinik. 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