{"id":13983,"date":"2012-03-25T05:36:01","date_gmt":"2012-03-25T04:36:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=13983"},"modified":"2022-01-31T17:35:13","modified_gmt":"2022-01-31T16:35:13","slug":"divorce-vs-murder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/divorce-vs-murder\/","title":{"rendered":"DIVORCE vs. MURDER"},"content":{"rendered":"

DIVORCE vs. MURDER\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up
\nto the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,
\n”I’d like to buy some cyanide.”<\/p>\n

The pharmacist asked, ”Why in the world do you need cyanide?”<\/p>\n

The lady replied, ”I need it to poison my husband.”<\/p>\n

The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he explained, ”Lord have mercy!\u00a0 I
\ncan’t give you cyanide to kill your husband, that’s against the law !
\nI’ll lose my license !\u00a0 They’ll throw both of us in jail !\u00a0\u00a0 All kinds of
\nbad things will happen.\u00a0 Absolutely not !<\/p>\n

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
\nhusband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.<\/p>\n

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, ”You didn’t tell me
\nyou had a prescription..”<\/p>\n

A contribution from my friend Bent in Roskilde Denmark<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

DIVORCE vs. MURDER\u00a0 A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, ”I’d like to buy some cyanide.” The pharmacist asked, ”Why in the world do you need cyanide?” The lady replied, ”I need it to poison my husband.” The pharmacist’s eyes […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[1373,1398,1602,1648],"class_list":["post-13983","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-stuff","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-mord","tag-murder","tag-prescribtion","tag-recept"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-3Dx","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":11167,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/some-good-ones-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":13983,"position":0},"title":"SOME GOOD ONES \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2011-05-29","format":false,"excerpt":"Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values .Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?' 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