{"id":14053,"date":"2012-03-29T05:34:58","date_gmt":"2012-03-29T04:34:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=14053"},"modified":"2012-03-29T05:34:58","modified_gmt":"2012-03-29T04:34:58","slug":"morris-82","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/morris-82\/","title":{"rendered":"Morris 82"},"content":{"rendered":"

Morris an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, ’You’re really doing great, aren’t you?’<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Morris replied, ’Just doing what you said, Doc: ’Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.”<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

The doctor said, ’I didn’t say that… I said, ’You’ve got a heart murmur; be careful.’<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

A contribution from Ole<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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