{"id":14118,"date":"2012-03-30T06:08:49","date_gmt":"2012-03-30T05:08:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=14118"},"modified":"2012-03-30T06:08:49","modified_gmt":"2012-03-30T05:08:49","slug":"senior","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/senior\/","title":{"rendered":"Senior \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

A senior citizen\u00a0<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span>said to his eighty-year old buddy:
\n’So I hear you’re getting married?’
\n’Yep!’
\n’Do I know her?’
\n’Nope!’
\n’This woman, is she good looking?’
\n’Not really.’
\n’Is she a good cook?’
\n’Naw, she can’t cook too well.’
\n’Does she have lots of money?’
\n’Nope! Poor as a church mouse.’
\n’Well, then, is she good in bed?’
\n’I don’t know.’
\n’Why in the world do you want to marry her then?’
\n’Because she can still drive!’<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A senior citizen\u00a0said to his eighty-year old buddy: ’So I hear you’re getting married?’ ’Yep!’ ’Do I know her?’ ’Nope!’ ’This woman, is she good looking?’ ’Not really.’ ’Is she a good cook?’ ’Naw, she can’t cook too well.’ ’Does she have lots of money?’ ’Nope! Poor as a church mouse.’ ’Well, then, is she […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[564,1779],"class_list":["post-14118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-stuff","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-driving-licens","tag-senior"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1IAXy-senior","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":16073,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/a-few-good-senior-moments\/","url_meta":{"origin":14118,"position":0},"title":"A FEW GOOD SENIOR MOMENTS","author":"admin","date":"2012-12-13","format":false,"excerpt":"An elderly gentleman....\u00a0 Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. 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