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Judy got\u00a0<\/span>married and<\/span>\u00a0<\/span>had 13 children.
\n<\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span><\/strong>Her first husband, Ted,<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/strong>died of cancer.
\n<\/span><\/strong>
\n<\/span><\/strong>She married again,<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/strong>and she & Bob<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/strong>had 7 more children.
\n<\/span><\/strong>
\n<\/span><\/strong>Bob was killed in a car accident.
\n<\/span><\/strong>
\n<\/span><\/strong>12 years later Judy again,<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/strong>remarried,….. and this time, she & John had<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/strong>5 more chi<\/span><\/strong>ldren<\/span><\/strong>.
\n<\/span><\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n

Judy<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/strong>finally died, after having produced 25 children.
\n<\/span><\/strong>
\n<\/span><\/strong>Standing before<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/strong>her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
\n<\/span><\/strong>
\n<\/span><\/strong>He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,
\n<\/span><\/strong>
\n<\/span><\/strong>”Lord, they are finally together.”
\n<\/span><\/strong>
\n<\/span><\/strong>Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\n

”Do you think he means her first, second, or third<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/strong>husband?”<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n


\n<\/span><\/strong>
\n<\/span><\/strong>Margaret replied:….
\n<\/span><\/strong>
\n”I think he means her legs, Ethel…”<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

 <\/p>\n

\u00a0Contribution from Jorgen M61<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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