In a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.<\/p>\n
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. \u201cI\u2019m too young to die!\u201d she wails. Then she yells, \u201cWell, if I\u2019m going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I\u2019ve had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well, I\u2019ve had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??\u201d<\/p>\n
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.<\/p>\n
Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. \u201cI can make you feel like a woman,\u201d he says. He\u2019s gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves.<\/p>\n
The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches.<\/p>\n
He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: \u201cHere. Iron this.\u201d<\/p>\n
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