{"id":14916,"date":"2013-01-07T05:33:26","date_gmt":"2013-01-07T04:33:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=14916"},"modified":"2013-01-07T05:34:54","modified_gmt":"2013-01-07T04:34:54","slug":"queendolly-go-to-heaven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/queendolly-go-to-heaven\/","title":{"rendered":"Queen & Dolly go to heaven \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Queen\u00a0 Elizabeth and \u00a0\u00a0Dolly\u00a0 Parton die\u00a0 on the same day and they both\u00a0 go \u00a0before\u00a0 an Angel to find out if they’ll be admitted to\u00a0 Heaven.<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n


\nUnfortunately,\u00a0 there’s only one space left that\u00a0 day ~
\nso\u00a0 the Angel must decide which of\u00a0 them\u00a0gets\u00a0 in.<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n


\nThe\u00a0 Angel asks Dolly if there’s some\u00a0 particular reason\u00a0 why he\u00a0should\u00a0 go to Heaven.
\nDolly\u00a0 takes off her top and\u00a0 says\u00a0’Look\u00a0 at these they’re\u00a0 the most\u00a0perfect\u00a0 breasts\u00a0God\u00a0 ever created and\u00a0 I’m sure it will please God\u00a0 to\u00a0be\u00a0 able to see them every\u00a0 day\u00a0for\u00a0 for eternity.’<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n


\nThe\u00a0 Angel thanks\u00a0 Dolly\u00a0and\u00a0 asks\u00a0Her\u00a0 Majesty the same\u00a0Question.\u00a0The\u00a0Queen\u00a0 takes a bottle of Perrier\u00a0out\u00a0 of her purse drinks it down.<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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\nThen ~\u00a0 wees into a toilet and pulls the\u00a0 lever.<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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\nThe\u00a0 Angel\u00a0says\u00a0 ’OK\u00a0 your Majesty\u00a0 you may go\u00a0 in.’<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n


\nDolly\u00a0 is outraged and\u00a0 asks\u00a0’What\u00a0 was that all about?
\nI\u00a0 show you two\u00a0of\u00a0 God’s own perfect\u00a0 creations\u00a0and\u00a0 you turn me\u00a0 down.\u00a0She\u00a0 wees into a\u00a0toilet\u00a0 and she gets in!
\nWould\u00a0 you explain that to\u00a0 me?’<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n


\n’Sorry,\u00a0 Dolly,’ says the\u00a0 Angel ~\u00a0’but\u00a0 even in Heaven<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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\nA\u00a0 Royal Flush \u00a0\u00a0Beats\u00a0 a Pair\u00a0 ~\u00a0<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span>No\u00a0 Matter How Big They Are.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

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a nice contribution from Paul in Provence<\/em><\/p>\n

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The\u00a0 Angel asks Dolly if there’s some\u00a0 particular reason\u00a0 why he\u00a0should\u00a0 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[553,1627],"class_list":["post-14916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-dolly","tag-queen"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-3SA","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":11603,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/step-on-duck\/","url_meta":{"origin":14916,"position":0},"title":"Do not step on the duck \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2011-09-24","format":false,"excerpt":"Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.\u00a0 When they get there, St. Peter says,\u00a0 'We only have one rule here in heaven:\u00a0 Don't step on the ducks!' 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