{"id":14930,"date":"2012-06-26T05:51:18","date_gmt":"2012-06-26T04:51:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=14930"},"modified":"2012-06-26T05:51:18","modified_gmt":"2012-06-26T04:51:18","slug":"logical-old-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/logical-old-people\/","title":{"rendered":"Logical old people \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics’ shop to have his truck fixed.\u00a0They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

On the way home, he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store, he now had a problem, how to carry all his purchases home.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

While he was scratching his head, he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, ’Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?’<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

The farmer said, ’Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there, but I can’t carry this lot.’<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

The old lady suggested, ’Why don’t you put the can of paint in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm, and carry the goose in your other hand?’<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

’Why, thank you very much,’ he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

On the way, he said ’Let’s take my short cut and go down this alley. We’ll be there in no time.’<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

The little old lady looked him over cautiously and then said, ’I am a lonely widow without a husband to protect me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won’t hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?’<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

The farmer said, ’Holy smokes, lady! I’m carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?’<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em>
\n<\/span><\/span>The old lady replied, ’Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I’ll hold the chickens.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Another Paul-contribution<\/em> <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics’ shop to have his truck fixed.\u00a0They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home, he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[1476],"class_list":["post-14930","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-old-people"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-3SO","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":7730,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/goodbye-mum\/","url_meta":{"origin":14930,"position":0},"title":"Goodbye Mum..","author":"bengt39","date":"2010-10-11","format":false,"excerpt":"A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, \"I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease;\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d1 English stuff\u201d","block_context":{"text":"1 English stuff","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/english-stuff\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/rose.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":12056,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/happy-halloween\/","url_meta":{"origin":14930,"position":1},"title":"Happy Halloween \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2011-11-05","format":false,"excerpt":"A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. Unfortunately, the wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d1 English stuff\u201d","block_context":{"text":"1 English stuff","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/english-stuff\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":4351,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/old-guys-in-italy\/","url_meta":{"origin":14930,"position":2},"title":"Joke from Italy \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2011-09-19","format":false,"excerpt":"Italian Bread Two old guys,one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d1 English stuff\u201d","block_context":{"text":"1 English stuff","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/english-stuff\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/italianold.gif?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":10110,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/goodbyegrandpa\/","url_meta":{"origin":14930,"position":3},"title":"Good bye grandpa \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2011-03-07","format":false,"excerpt":"A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying: \"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa.\" The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, \"I don't\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d1 English stuff\u201d","block_context":{"text":"1 English stuff","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/english-stuff\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":13805,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/smart-old-men\/","url_meta":{"origin":14930,"position":4},"title":"Smart old men \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2012-03-11","format":false,"excerpt":"An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d2 JOKES\u201d","block_context":{"text":"2 JOKES","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/ett-gott-skratt\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":13089,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/the-difference-marrying-a-texas-girl\/","url_meta":{"origin":14930,"position":5},"title":"The difference marrying a Texas girl \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2012-01-23","format":false,"excerpt":"Three friends married women from different parts of the country. The first man married a woman from Alabama . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d1 English stuff\u201d","block_context":{"text":"1 English stuff","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/english-stuff\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14930","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14930"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14930\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}