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Those Danish cartoonists are at it again.<\/p>\n<p>Abdul from Middle East applies for Amex credit card, for verification, gets a telephone call from customer services in New York USA.<\/p>\n<p>Here is the conversation.<br \/>\n<em><strong>Clic on pic ro read<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/arab.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-15000\" title=\"arab\" src=\"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/arab.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"497\" height=\"188\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nA contribution from Anders in Viken<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ahh! Those Danish cartoonists are at it again. Abdul from Middle East applies for Amex credit card, for verification, gets a telephone call from customer services in New York USA. Here is the conversation. 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