Best friends graduated from \u00a0medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two \u00a0different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office \u00a0space and personnel.<\/p>\n
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist.
\nThey put up a sign reading: ”Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors”.<\/p>\n
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
\nSo, the docs changed it to read: ”Schizoids and Hemorrhoids”. This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.<\/p>\n
”Catatonics and High Colonics” – No go.<\/p>\n
Next, they tried ”Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives” – thumbs down again.<\/p>\n
Then came ”Minds and Behinds” – still no good.<\/p>\n
Another attempt resulted in ”Lost Souls and Butt Holes” -unacceptable again!<\/p>\n
So they tried ”Analysis and Anal Cysts” – not a chance.<\/p>\n
”Nuts and Butts” – no way.<\/p>\n
”Freaks and Cheeks” -still no good.<\/p>\n
”Loons and Moons” – forget it.<\/p>\n
Almost at their wit’s end, the docs finally came up with:
\n”Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones – Specializing in Odds and Ends”.<\/p>\n
Everyone loved it.<\/p>\n
A Contribution from the flying doc Nicken<\/em><\/p>\n En liten feedbac 31aug<\/strong><\/p>\n \/Tack, Bengt. Det h\u00e4r med firmanamn \u00e4r knepigt. Det var tre personer, vid namn Piper (greve), Springer (tyskt bokf\u00f6rlag) och den hederlige Boman, som skulle starta gemensamt bolag och pr\u00f6vade f\u00f6rst med namnet Boman, Springer och Piper. Det var ju ol\u00e4mpligt s\u00e5 n\u00e4sta f\u00f6rslag var Springer, Boman och Piper (?) som ju inte heller var lyckat. Men det fanns en kombination till och den blev det.<\/em><\/p>\n Best friends graduated from \u00a0medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two \u00a0different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office \u00a0space and personnel. Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist. 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