A tough looking group of bikers were out riding when they saw a woman<\/p>\n
about to jump off a bridge… so they stopped and parked their Harleys.<\/p>\n
Their leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, ”What are
\nyou doing?”<\/p>\n
”I’m going to commit suicide,” she says.<\/p>\n
While he didn’t want to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to miss an
\nopportunity either, so he asked her… ”Well, before you jump, why
\ndon’t you give me a kiss?”<\/p>\n
So she does….<\/p>\n
And it was a long, deep, lingering, spine-tingling kiss.<\/p>\n
After she’s finished, the biker leader says, ”Wow! That was the best
\nkiss I’ve ever had!<\/p>\n
That’s a real talent you are wasting. \u00a0You could be famous. \u00a0Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?”<\/p>\n
”My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl…”<\/p>\n
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