{"id":15345,"date":"2012-09-14T16:23:46","date_gmt":"2012-09-14T14:23:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=15345"},"modified":"2017-11-03T15:26:57","modified_gmt":"2017-11-03T14:26:57","slug":"fredagsfrackis-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/fredagsfrackis-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Fredagsfr\u00e4ckis p\u00e5 egen risk&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/persikabanan.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-15346\" title=\"persikabanan\" src=\"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/persikabanan.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"259\" height=\"194\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Det kommer en man in p\u00e5 patentverket och vill ha patent p\u00e5 en persika.<br \/>\n&#8211; Men persikor v\u00e4xer ju p\u00e5 hela jorden, sa mannen som tog emot honom.<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8230;jaa, men inte en s\u00e5dan som jag har tagit fram. Bit i den s\u00e5 f\u00e5r du se.<br \/>\nMannen bet i persikan och sa:<br \/>\n&#8211; Det smakar ju banan.<br \/>\n&#8211; Ja, men v\u00e4nd p\u00e5 den och bit p\u00e5 andra sidan, log den patents\u00f6kande mannen.<br \/>\n&#8211; Men det smakar ju apelsin p\u00e5 den h\u00e4r sidan.<br \/>\n&#8211; Ja, och den vill jag ha patent p\u00e5.<br \/>\n&#8211; N\u00e4 det f\u00e5r du inte, sa mannen. Men sen st\u00e4ngde han d\u00f6rren och b\u00f6jde sig fram och viskade:<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu ska du f\u00e5 h\u00f6ra &#8211; om du tar fram en persika som smakar som kvinnan smakar mellan benen d\u00e5 har du ditt patent.<br \/>\n&#8211; Ok, sa uppfinnaren.<br \/>\n2 veckor gick och sen var han tillbaka p\u00e5 patentverket och lade upp en stor persika p\u00e5 bordet.<br \/>\n&#8211; F\u00e5r jag smaka, fr\u00e5gade mannen.<br \/>\n&#8211; Javisst.<br \/>\nMannen tog en stor tugga och grinade upp sig och sa:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Fy tusan det smakade skit av den.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ja ja, men v\u00e4nd p\u00e5 den du har bitit p\u00e5 fel sida&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>Bidrag fr\u00e5n \u00a0Anders i Viken<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Det kommer en man in p\u00e5 patentverket och vill ha patent p\u00e5 en persika. &#8211; Men persikor v\u00e4xer ju p\u00e5 hela jorden, sa mannen som tog emot honom. &#8211; &#8230;jaa, men inte en s\u00e5dan som jag har tagit fram. Bit i den s\u00e5 f\u00e5r du se. Mannen bet i persikan och sa: &#8211; Det smakar [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[1556],"class_list":["post-15345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-persika-banan"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-3Zv","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":13610,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/golfhistoria\/","url_meta":{"origin":15345,"position":0},"title":"Golfhistoria \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2012-03-04","format":false,"excerpt":"N\u00e5gra kvinnor spelade golf. 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