{"id":15356,"date":"2012-09-14T16:33:39","date_gmt":"2012-09-14T14:33:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=15356"},"modified":"2012-09-14T16:33:39","modified_gmt":"2012-09-14T14:33:39","slug":"killer-jigsaw-puzzle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/killer-jigsaw-puzzle\/","title":{"rendered":"Killer JIGSAW puzzle \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

A little silver-haired lady calls her ne<\/strong>ighbor and says, ”Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/strong>Her neighbor asks, ”What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/strong>The little silver haired lady\u00a0says, ”According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.\u00a0<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/strong>She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/strong>He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/strong>”First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/strong>He takes her hand and says, ”Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a<\/strong>nice cup of tea, and then,” he said with a deep sigh …………\u00a0<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, ”Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”\u00a0 Her neighbor asks, ”What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”\u00a0 The little silver haired lady\u00a0says, ”According to the picture on the box, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[441,1107],"class_list":["post-15356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-stuff","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-corn-flakes","tag-killer-jigsaw-puzzle"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-3ZG","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":19394,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/its-hell-to-be-old-3\/","url_meta":{"origin":15356,"position":0},"title":"Its hell to be old","author":"admin","date":"2014-02-21","format":false,"excerpt":"OLD people have problems that you haven't\u00a0even considered yet! 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