{"id":15379,"date":"2012-09-16T20:50:42","date_gmt":"2012-09-16T18:50:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=15379"},"modified":"2012-09-16T20:50:42","modified_gmt":"2012-09-16T18:50:42","slug":"turf-in-ireland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/turf-in-ireland\/","title":{"rendered":"Turf in Ireland \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

Two Irishmen were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of turf.\u00a0<\/strong>
\nPaddy\u00a0<\/strong>said, \u201cI\u2019m gonna do\u00a0\u00a0that when I win\u00a0\u00a0the\u00a0\u00a0lottery.\u201d\u00a0<\/strong>
\n\u201cWhat’s\u00a0\u00a0that\u00a0\u00a0then?\u201d asks Mick.\u00a0<\/strong>
\n\u201cSend me lawn away to be mowed.”<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n

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A contribution from Paul<\/em>\u00a0\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Two Irishmen were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of turf.\u00a0 Paddy\u00a0said, \u201cI\u2019m gonna do\u00a0\u00a0that when I win\u00a0\u00a0the\u00a0\u00a0lottery.\u201d\u00a0 \u201cWhat’s\u00a0\u00a0that\u00a0\u00a0then?\u201d asks Mick.\u00a0 \u201cSend me lawn away to be mowed.” A contribution from Paul\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[1018,2112],"class_list":["post-15379","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-stuff","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-ireland","tag-turf"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-403","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":13714,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/13714\/","url_meta":{"origin":15379,"position":0},"title":"Irish joke","author":"bengt39","date":"2021-05-03","format":false,"excerpt":"ursprungligen publicerad mars 2012 Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat watching the front door of the brothel over the road. 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