{"id":15478,"date":"2012-10-04T14:19:10","date_gmt":"2012-10-04T12:19:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=15478"},"modified":"2012-10-04T14:19:10","modified_gmt":"2012-10-04T12:19:10","slug":"15478","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/15478\/","title":{"rendered":"Getting married \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jack, age 92, and Gill , age 89, living in Auckland, are all excited about\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span>their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the\u00a0<\/span>wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span>in.<\/span><\/p>\n

Jack addresses the man behind the counter:<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

”Are you the owner?”<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

The pharmacist answers, ”Yes.”<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Jack: ”We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”<\/span><\/p>\n

Pharmacist: ”Of course we do.”<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Jack: ”How about medicine for circulation?”<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Pharmacist: ”All kinds ”<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Jack: ”Medicine for rheumatism?”<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Pharmacist: ”Definitely.”<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Jack: ”How about suppositories?”<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Pharmacist: ”You bet!”<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Jack: ”Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer’s?”<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Pharmacist: ”Yes, a large variety. The works..”<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Jack: ”What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson’s\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span>disease?”<\/span><\/p>\n

Pharmacist: ”Absolutely..”<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Jack: ”Everything for heartburn and indigestion?”<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Pharmacist: ”We sure do…”<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Jack: ”You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?”<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Pharmacist: ”All speeds and sizes.”<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Jack: ”Adult incontinence pants?”<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Pharmacist: ”Sure.”<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Jack: ”Then we’d like to use this store for our wedding presents list…”<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Another Provence contribution from Paul<\/em><\/p>\n

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Jack, age 92, and Gill , age 89, living in Auckland, are all excited about\u00a0their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the\u00a0wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go\u00a0in. 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