{"id":15486,"date":"2012-10-05T15:38:01","date_gmt":"2012-10-05T13:38:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=15486"},"modified":"2012-10-05T15:38:01","modified_gmt":"2012-10-05T13:38:01","slug":"japansk-doktor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/japansk-doktor\/","title":{"rendered":"Japanese doc \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Q:\u00a0 Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can\u00a0 prolong life.\u00a0 Is this true?
\n<\/strong>A: Heart\u00a0 only good for so many beats, and that it… Don’t waste\u00a0 on exercise.\u00a0 Everything wear out eventually.\u00a0\u00a0 Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like\u00a0 saying you extend life of car by driving faster.\u00a0\u00a0 Want to live longer?\u00a0 Take nap.
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\nQ: Should\u00a0 I reduce my alcohol\u00a0 intake?<\/strong>
\nA:\u00a0 Oh\u00a0 no.\u00a0 Wine made from fruit.\u00a0 Fruit very good. Brandy distilled\u00a0 wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you\u00a0 get even more of goodness that way.\u00a0 Beer also made\u00a0 of grain.\u00a0 Grain good too. Bottom up!
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\nQ: How can I\u00a0 calculate my body\/fat ratio?
\n<\/strong>A: Well, if\u00a0 you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to\u00a0 one.\u00a0 If you have two body, your ratio two to\u00a0 one.
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\nQ: What are some of the advantages of\u00a0 participating in a regular exercise\u00a0 program?
\n<\/strong>A: Can’t think of one,\u00a0 sorry.\u00a0 My philosophy: No\u00a0 pain…good!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Q:\u00a0\u00a0 Aren’t fried foods bad for\u00a0 you?<\/strong>
\nA:\u00a0 YOU NOT\u00a0 LISTENING!\u00a0 Food fried in vegetable oil.\u00a0 How\u00a0 getting more vegetable be\u00a0 bad?
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\nQ<\/strong>\u00a0 :\u00a0\u00a0Will\u00a0 sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft\u00a0 around the middle?
\n<\/strong>A:\u00a0 Oh no!\u00a0\u00a0 When you exercise muscle, it get bigger.\u00a0 You\u00a0 should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger\u00a0 stomach.
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\nQ:\u00a0 Is chocolate bad\u00a0 for me?
\n<\/strong>A:\u00a0 You crazy?!?\u00a0\u00a0 HEL-LO-O!!\u00a0 Cocoa bean!\u00a0 Another\u00a0 vegetable!\u00a0 It best feel-good food\u00a0 around!
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\nQ:\u00a0 Is swimming good for your\u00a0 figure?
\n<\/strong>A:\u00a0 If swimming good for\u00a0 figure, explain whale to me.
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\nQ:\u00a0 Is\u00a0 getting in shape important for my\u00a0 lifestyle?
\n<\/strong>A:\u00a0 Hey!\u00a0\u00a0 ’Round’ is shape!<\/p>\n

Well… I hope this has cleared\u00a0 up any misconceptions you may have had about food and\u00a0 diets.<\/p>\n

And\u00a0 remember:
\nLife\u00a0 should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention\u00a0 of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved\u00a0 body, but rather to skid in sideways – Chardonnay in one\u00a0 hand – chocolate in the other – body thoroughly used up,\u00a0 totally worn out and screaming ”WOO-HOO, what a\u00a0 ride!!<\/span>”<\/strong><\/p>\n

AND…..<\/p>\n

For\u00a0\u00a0 those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final\u00a0 word on nutrition and health.\u00a0 It’s a relief to\u00a0 know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional\u00a0 studies.<\/p>\n

1. The Japanese\u00a0 eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than\u00a0 Brits.<\/p>\n

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and\u00a0 suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.<\/p>\n

3. The\u00a0 Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer\u00a0 heart attacks than Brits.<\/p>\n

4. The Italians\u00a0 drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks\u00a0 than Brits.<\/p>\n

5. The Germans\u00a0 drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats\u00a0 and suffer fewer heart attacks than\u00a0 Brits.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

CONCLUSION:\u00a0\u00a0Eat\u00a0 and drink what you\u00a0 like.<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Speaking English is\u00a0 apparently what kills you.<\/strong><\/p>\n

From a Dane….speaking English… Olemand<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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