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A <\/span><\/span><\/span>Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising
\naltitude, the\u00a0 captain announced:
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span>
\n’Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.\u00a0 Welcome to Flight 293,non-stop from\u00a0\u00a0 London Heathrow to\u00a0 Toronto . <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

The weather ahead is\u00a0good, so we should have a\u00a0 smooth uneventful flight. So sit back,relax\u00a0and…..\u00a0 OH, MY GOD\u00a0!’
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span>
\nSilence followed!
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span>
\nSome moments later the captain came\u00a0back on the intercom.
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span>
\n’Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry if I\u00a0scared you. While\u00a0I\u00a0 was
\ntalking to you, a flight attendant accidentally\u00a0 spilled a cup of hot
\ncoffee in my lap. You should see the\u00a0front of my pants!’
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span>
\nOne Irish passenger\u00a0yelled…
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span>’For f*#k’s sake\u00a0 ……..you should\u00a0 see the back of\u00a0 mine!!!’ \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

A nice contribution from Anders in Viken<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the\u00a0 captain announced: \u00a0\u00a0 ’Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.\u00a0 Welcome to Flight 293,non-stop from\u00a0\u00a0 London Heathrow to\u00a0 Toronto . The weather ahead is\u00a0good, so we should have a\u00a0 smooth uneventful flight. So sit back,relax\u00a0and…..\u00a0 OH, MY GOD\u00a0!’ \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Silence followed! \u00a0 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[340,371,372],"class_list":["post-15592","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-brtish-airlines","tag-captain","tag-captain-spekaing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-43u","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":13814,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/nyc-to-la\/","url_meta":{"origin":15592,"position":0},"title":"Flight AA123 from NYC to LA","author":"bengt39","date":"2012-03-13","format":false,"excerpt":"A plane was taking off from New York and La Guardia Airport. 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