A drunken woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi at Fortitude Valley in Brisbane .<\/p>\n
The\u00a0Indian\u00a0driver opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the Cab.<\/p>\n
”What’s\u00a0 wrong with you Luv, haven’t you ever seen a naked woman before?”<\/p>\n
”I’ll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper, where I am coming from…”<\/p>\n
”Well, if you’re not bloody staring at me Luvie, what\u00a0 are you doing then?”<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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”Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking and thinking to myself, where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me!?<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Servern d\u00e4r godiset ligger \u00e4r delvis nere n\u00e5gra dard\u00e4rf\u00f6r ligger veckans lista h\u00e4r ocks\u00e5 En \u00a0ny med IKEABOXAR har tillkommit 14 okt Pengar En man kan betala tjugo sp\u00e4nn f\u00f6r en sak som \u00e4r v\u00e4rd tio sp\u00e4nn om han beh\u00f6ver den. En kvinna kan betala tio sp\u00e4nn f\u00f6r en sak som \u00e4r v\u00e4rd tjugo sp\u00e4nn […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,7,19],"tags":[735],"class_list":["post-15605","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-stuff","category-ett-gott-skratt","category-underhallning","tag-fredagsgodis"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-43H","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":15410,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/15410\/","url_meta":{"origin":15605,"position":0},"title":"S\u00e5 h\u00e4r \u00e4r det faktiskt!!","author":"bengt39","date":"2012-09-28","format":false,"excerpt":"Namn\/smeknamn\u00a0 N\u00e4r Stina, Anna, Maria och Emilia g\u00e5r ut p\u00e5 lunch s\u00e5 kallar de varandra Stina, Anna, Maria och Emilia. 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