{"id":15663,"date":"2012-10-19T22:31:16","date_gmt":"2012-10-19T20:31:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=15663"},"modified":"2012-10-19T22:31:16","modified_gmt":"2012-10-19T20:31:16","slug":"redneck-vacation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/redneck-vacation\/","title":{"rendered":"REDNECK VACATION"},"content":{"rendered":"

REDNECK VACATION<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon\u00a0<\/span><\/span>when Billy Bob tells Luther, ”Ya know,\u00a0<\/span><\/span>I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation…\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n


\n<\/span><\/span>Only this year I’m gonna do it a little different…\u00a0<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span>The last few years, I took your advice about where to go…<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii…<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span>I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant…<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Then two years ago,\u00a0<\/span><\/span>you told me to go to the Bahamas ,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>and Earlene got pregnant again…<\/span><\/p>\n

Last year you suggested Tahiti\u00a0<\/span><\/span>and darned if Earlene\u00a0<\/span><\/span>didn’t get pregnant again.”<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Luther asks Billy Bob,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

”So, what you gonna do this year that’s different ?”<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Billy Bob says,\u00a0<\/span><\/span>”This year I’m taking Earlene with me.”<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

A Lawrence (not from Arabia) contribution<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

REDNECK VACATION Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon\u00a0when Billy Bob tells Luther, ”Ya know,\u00a0I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation…\u00a0 Only this year I’m gonna do it a little different…\u00a0 The last few years, I took your advice about where to go… Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii… I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15663","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-stuff","category-ett-gott-skratt"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-44D","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6452,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/a-golfstory\/","url_meta":{"origin":15663,"position":0},"title":"A golfjoke","author":"bengt39","date":"2010-05-07","format":false,"excerpt":"Ed and Harriet met while on a cruise, and Ed fell head over heels in love with her. 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