{"id":15814,"date":"2012-11-03T16:53:24","date_gmt":"2012-11-03T14:53:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=15814"},"modified":"2012-11-03T16:53:24","modified_gmt":"2012-11-03T14:53:24","slug":"buffalo-theory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/buffalo-theory\/","title":{"rendered":"Buffalo Theory \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

One night at pub, Cliff \u00a0explained the” Buffalo Theory”to
\nhis buddy Norm when suggesting a new round…<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

”Well, ya see, Norm, it’s like this.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

A herd of buffalo can only move\u00a0as fast as the slowest buffalo.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

And when the herd is hunted, it is the\u00a0slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

This\u00a0natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general
\nspeed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular
\nkilling of the weakest members! .<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

In much the same way, the human brain\u00a0can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Excessive intake\u00a0of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

But naturally, it attacks\u00a0the slowest and weakest brain cells first.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

In this way, regular\u00a0consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain
\na faster and more efficient machine!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

That’s why you always feel smarter\u00a0after a few beers.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Another nice TordJ\u00f6ran contribution<\/a> imported from over there<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

One night at pub, Cliff \u00a0explained the” Buffalo Theory”to his buddy Norm when suggesting a new round… ”Well, ya see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move\u00a0as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the\u00a0slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. 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