{"id":15821,"date":"2012-11-03T18:33:51","date_gmt":"2012-11-03T16:33:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=15821"},"modified":"2012-11-03T18:33:51","modified_gmt":"2012-11-03T16:33:51","slug":"another-parrot-cheap-in-price-%c2%a4%c2%a4%c2%a4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/another-parrot-cheap-in-price-%c2%a4%c2%a4%c2%a4\/","title":{"rendered":"Another talking parrot this one cheap in price … \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/strong>\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

”Why\u00a0 so little?” she asked the pet store owner.
\nThe owner looked at her and\u00a0 said,
\n”Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a\u00a0 house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar\u00a0 stuff.”<\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/strong>\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

The\u00a0 woman thought about this, but decided\u00a0\u00a0 she\u00a0 had to have the bird anyway.\u00a0\u00a0 She took it home and hung the\u00a0 bird’s cage up in her living room and waited for it to say\u00a0 something.<\/strong><\/p>\n

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and\u00a0 said,
\n”New house, new madam.”<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

The\u00a0 woman was a bit shocked at the implication,\u00a0 but\u00a0 then thought ”that’s really not so bad.”<\/strong><\/p>\n

When her two teenage\u00a0 daughters returned from school, the bird saw them and\u00a0 said,\u00a0\u00a0 ”New\u00a0 house, new madam, new girls.”<\/p>\n

The girls and the woman were a bit\u00a0 offended but then began to laugh about the situation\u00a0 considering\u00a0 how and where the parrot had been raised.<\/p>\n

Moments later, the\u00a0 woman’s husband Keith came home from work.
\nThe bird looked at him and\u00a0 said,<\/p>\n

<\/strong>\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

”Hi Keith.” \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Another international \u00a0contribution from TJ<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. ”Why\u00a0 so little?” she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and\u00a0 said, ”Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a\u00a0 house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar\u00a0 stuff.” The\u00a0 woman thought about […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[1533],"class_list":["post-15821","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-stuff","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-parrot"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-47b","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":15675,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/death-of-the-parrot\/","url_meta":{"origin":15821,"position":0},"title":"Death of the Parrot","author":"bengt39","date":"2017-06-07","format":false,"excerpt":"At dawn the telephone rings, \"Hello, Se\u00f1or Roy? 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