{"id":15903,"date":"2012-11-24T14:58:26","date_gmt":"2012-11-24T12:58:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=15903"},"modified":"2012-11-24T14:58:26","modified_gmt":"2012-11-24T12:58:26","slug":"retirement-different-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/retirement-different-way\/","title":{"rendered":"Retirement different way"},"content":{"rendered":"
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One day, while going to the shop, I passed by a retirement village.\u00a0<\/strong>
\nOn the front lawn were six old ladies, lying naked on the grass.
\nI thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way.<\/strong>On my return trip, I passed the same retirement village with the same<\/strong>\u00a0six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.<\/strong>
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\nThis time my curiosity got the better of me and I went inside to talk
\nto the retirement village Administrator, and asked her? \u201c Do you know\u00a0there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?\u201d<\/strong>
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\nYes, she said, ”aren’t they darlings?\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n
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\nThey’re retired prostitutes –<\/strong><\/div>\n
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they’re having a garage sale.<\/strong><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/div>\n
A contribution from Paul in Provence<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way.On my return trip, I passed the same retirement village with the same\u00a0six old ladies lying naked on […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[1715],"class_list":["post-15903","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-stuff","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-rteiremnet"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-48v","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":13805,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/smart-old-men\/","url_meta":{"origin":15903,"position":0},"title":"Smart old men \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2012-03-11","format":false,"excerpt":"An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. 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