{"id":15911,"date":"2012-11-25T15:28:29","date_gmt":"2012-11-25T13:28:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=15911"},"modified":"2012-11-25T15:28:29","modified_gmt":"2012-11-25T13:28:29","slug":"irish-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/irish-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"IRISH JOKE \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

A\u00a0 petrol\u00a0 station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his\u00a0 sales, so he put up a sign that read, ’Free Sex with Every\u00a0<\/em><\/strong>\u00a0Fill-Up.’<\/p>\n

Paddy pulled in, filled his tank\u00a0 and\u00a0 asked for his free sex.<\/p>\n

The owner told him to pick a number\u00a0 from 1 to 10, and said that if he guessed correctly, he would get his\u00a0 free sex.<\/p>\n

Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, ’You\u00a0 were very close, the lucky number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.’<\/p>\n

A week later, Paddy,with his friend Mick, pulled\u00a0 in for another fill-up.<\/p>\n

Again Paddy asked for his free sex.<\/p>\n

The proprietor again gave him\u00a0 the same story, and\u00a0 asked him to guess the correct number.<\/p>\n

Paddy guessed 2. The\u00a0 proprietor said, ’Sorry, it was 3, you were very close, but no\u00a0 free sex this time.’<\/p>\n

As they were driving away, Mick\u00a0 said to Paddy, ’I think that game is rigged and he doesn’t\u00a0 really
\ngive\u00a0 away free sex at all.’<\/p>\n

Paddy replied, ’No it’s genuine\u00a0 enough Mick.<\/p>\n

My\u00a0 wife won twice last week.’<\/p>\n

A Contribution from Gunnar the dentist<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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