”En Ryss, en Amerikan och en Arab satt och pratade..
\nRyssen:
\n– Vi var f\u00f6rst i rymden
\nAmerikanen:
\n– Ja, men vi var f\u00f6rst p\u00e5 m\u00e5nen!<\/p>\n
”En Ryss, en Amerikan och en Arab satt och pratade.. Ryssen: – Vi var f\u00f6rst i rymden Amerikanen: – Ja, men vi var f\u00f6rst p\u00e5 m\u00e5nen! 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