{"id":16073,"date":"2012-12-13T20:45:03","date_gmt":"2012-12-13T19:45:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=16073"},"modified":"2012-12-14T07:48:11","modified_gmt":"2012-12-14T06:48:11","slug":"a-few-good-senior-moments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/a-few-good-senior-moments\/","title":{"rendered":"A FEW GOOD SENIOR MOMENTS"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n
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\n<\/span>An elderly gentleman….<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/strong>
\n<\/span>Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%<\/span><\/b>
\n<\/span>The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, ’Your hearing is perfect.. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.’<\/span><\/b>
\n<\/span>The gentleman replied, ’Oh, I haven’t told my family yet.<\/span><\/b>
\n<\/span>I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I’ve changed my will three times!’<\/span><\/b>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\n<\/span>Two elderly gentlemen<\/span><\/b>from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: ’Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?’<\/span><\/b>
\n<\/span>Slim says, ’I feel just like a newborn baby.’<\/span><\/b>
\n<\/span>’Really? Like a newborn baby?’<\/span><\/b>
\n<\/span>’Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.’<\/span><\/b>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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A senior citizen<\/span><\/b>\u00a0said to his eighty-year old buddy:<\/span><\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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’So I hear you’re getting married?’<\/span><\/b>
\n<\/span>’Yep!’<\/span><\/b>
\n<\/span>’Do I know her?’<\/span><\/b>
\n<\/span>’Nope!’<\/span><\/b>
\n<\/span>’This woman, is she good looking?’<\/span><\/b>
\n<\/span>’Not really.’<\/span><\/b>
\n<\/span>’Is she a good cook?’<\/span><\/b>
\n<\/span>’Naw, she can’t cook too well.’<\/span><\/b>
\n<\/span>’Does she have lots of money?’<\/span><\/b>
\n<\/span>’Nope! Poor as a church mouse.’<\/span><\/b>
\n<\/span>’Well, then, is she good in bed?’<\/span><\/b>
\n<\/span>’I don’t know.’<\/span><\/b>
\n<\/span>’Why in the world do you want to marry her then?’<\/span><\/b>
\n<\/span>’Because she can still drive!’<\/span><\/b>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\n<\/span>Three old guys<\/span><\/b>\u00a0are out walking.<\/span><\/b>
\n<\/span>First one says, ’Windy, isn’t it?’<\/span><\/b>
\n<\/span>Second one says, ’No, it’s Thursday!’<\/span><\/b>
\n<\/span>Third one says, ’So am I. Let’s go get a beer..’<\/span><\/b>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\n<\/span>A man<\/span><\/b>\u00a0was telling his neighbour, ’I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art.. It’s perfect.’<\/span><\/b>
\n<\/span>’Really,’ answered the neighbour. ’What kind is it?’<\/span><\/b>
\n<\/span>’Twelve thirty..’<\/span><\/b>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\n<\/span>Morris<\/span><\/b>, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.<\/span><\/b>
\n<\/span>A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.<\/span><\/b>
\n<\/span>A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, ’You’re really doing great, aren’t you?’<\/span><\/b>
\n<\/span>Morris replied, ’Just doing what you said, Doc: ’Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.”<\/span><\/b>
\n<\/span>The doctor said, ’I didn’t say that.. I said, ’You’ve got a heart murmur; be careful.’<\/span><\/b>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\n<\/span>’<\/span><\/b>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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