{"id":16143,"date":"2012-12-21T12:56:27","date_gmt":"2012-12-21T11:56:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=16143"},"modified":"2012-12-21T13:04:23","modified_gmt":"2012-12-21T12:04:23","slug":"a-good-reply","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/a-good-reply\/","title":{"rendered":"FAST ON THE TRIGGER \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

A guy asked a girl in a university library: ”Do you mind if I sit beside<\/strong><\/em>
\n you?”<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

The girl replied with a loud voice: ”I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT<\/strong>
\n WITH YOU!”<\/strong><\/p>\n

All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly
\nembarrassed.<\/p>\n

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and
\nsaid: ”I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”<\/p>\n

The guy then responded with a loud voice: ”$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT’S TOO<\/strong>
\n MUCH!”<\/strong><\/p>\n

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy
\nwhispered in her ear: ”I study law, and I know how to screw people”.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

A Contribution from Lawrence (not from Arabia)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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