{"id":16345,"date":"2017-06-21T08:04:22","date_gmt":"2017-06-21T07:04:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=16345"},"modified":"2017-06-19T18:09:05","modified_gmt":"2017-06-19T17:09:05","slug":"parleporten-%c2%a4%c2%a4%c2%a4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/parleporten-%c2%a4%c2%a4%c2%a4\/","title":{"rendered":"P\u00e4rleporten"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>P\u00e4rleporten<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>En busschauff\u00f6r och en pr\u00e4st stod utanf\u00f6r p\u00e4rleporten. Sankte Per sl\u00e4ppte in chauff\u00f6ren men pr\u00e4sten nekades tilltr\u00e4de.<\/em><em>-Det var det v\u00e4rsta, utbrast pr\u00e4sten. Skulle en gudsman nekas intr\u00e4de till paradiset \u00a0medan en oborstad busschauff\u00f6r f\u00e5 komma in.<\/em><em>&#8211;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Det har sina orsaker, sa Per. Dina predikningar var oengagerade och tr\u00e5kiga och f\u00f6rsamlingen halvsov hela tiden. 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