{"id":16364,"date":"2013-01-06T07:21:19","date_gmt":"2013-01-06T06:21:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=16364"},"modified":"2013-01-06T07:28:06","modified_gmt":"2013-01-06T06:28:06","slug":"irish-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/irish-story\/","title":{"rendered":"IRISH STORY \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"
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TWO IRISH WOMEN IN A BAR<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one looks at the other and says, ’I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from\u00a0Ireland.’<\/p>\n

The other woman responds proudly, ’Yes, I sure am!’<\/p>\n

The first one says, ’So am I! And where about in\u00a0Ireland\u00a0are ya from?’<\/p>\n

The other woman answers, ’I’m from\u00a0Dublin, I am.’<\/p>\n

The first one responds, ’So, am I!! And what street did you live on in\u00a0Dublin\u00a0?’<\/p>\n

The other woman says, ’A lovely little area. It was in the west end. I lived onWarbury Street\u00a0in the old central part of town.’<\/p>\n

The first one says, ’Faith and begorrah it’s a small world. So did I! So did I! And what school did ya go to?’<\/p>\n

The other woman answers, ’Well now, I went to Holy Heart of Mary, of course.’<\/p>\n

The first one gets really excited and says, ’And so did I! Tell me, what\u00a0 year did you graduate?’<\/p>\n

The other woman answers, ’Well, now, let’s see. I graduated in 1964.’<\/p>\n

The first woman exclaims, ’The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same pub tonight!\u00a0 Can you believe it? I graduated from Holy Heart of Mary in 1964 me self!’<\/p>\n

About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer.<\/p>\n

Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael shaking his head and mutters, ’It’s going to be a long night tonight.’<\/p>\n

Michael asks, ’Why do you say that, Brian?’<\/p>\n

Brian answers, ’The Murphy twins are drunk again!’<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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\u00a0From Grady in Morganton NC<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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