{"id":16421,"date":"2013-01-07T18:17:29","date_gmt":"2013-01-07T17:17:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=16421"},"modified":"2018-06-15T14:13:02","modified_gmt":"2018-06-15T13:13:02","slug":"aisle-5-in-supermarket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/aisle-5-in-supermarket\/","title":{"rendered":"Aisle 5 in supermarket"},"content":{"rendered":"

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A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket.<\/p>\n

The husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in their cart.<\/p>\n

”What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife.<\/p>\n

”They’re on sale, only $15 for 24 cans.” he replies.<\/p>\n

”Put them back, we can’t afford them.” demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.<\/p>\n

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $30 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.<\/p>\n

”What do you think you’re doing?” asks the husband.<\/p>\n

”It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful.” replies the wife.<\/p>\n

Her husband retorts: ”So does 24 cans of beer and it’s half the price.”<\/p>\n

That’s him in Aisle 5 – he never knew what hit him.<\/p>\n

A contribution from Lawrence( not from Arabia…)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

  A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in their cart. ”What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife. ”They’re on sale, only $15 for 24 cans.” he replies. ”Put them back, we can’t afford them.” demands the wife, and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[2321,2322],"class_list":["post-16421","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-stuff","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-rad-5","tag-supermarket"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-4gR","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":11167,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/some-good-ones-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":16421,"position":0},"title":"SOME GOOD ONES \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2011-05-29","format":false,"excerpt":"Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values .Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?' 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