{"id":16462,"date":"2013-07-10T05:21:19","date_gmt":"2013-07-10T04:21:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/?p=16462"},"modified":"2013-07-10T06:34:22","modified_gmt":"2013-07-10T05:34:22","slug":"spagetti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/spagetti\/","title":{"rendered":"SPAGETTI"},"content":{"rendered":"

For several years, a man was having an\u00a0affair with an Italian woman.
\nOne night, she confided in him that she\u00a0was pregnant.\u00a0 Not wanting to
\nruin his reputation or his\u00a0 marriage, he paid her a large sum of money
\nif she would go to Italy to\u00a0 secretly have the child.
\n<\/span><\/p>\n

If she\u00a0stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide
\nchild\u00a0support until the child turned 18.\u00a0She agreed, but asked how
\nhe\u00a0would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told
\nher to\u00a0simply mail him a post card, and write ’Spaghetti’ on the
\nback. He would then arrange for the child support\u00a0payments to begin.<\/span><\/p>\n

One\u00a0 day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
\n’Honey, ’she\u00a0 said, ’you received a very strange post card today.<\/p>\n

You<\/span>, just give it\u00a0 to me and I’ll explain it later’. The wife watched as
\nher husband read\u00a0the card, turned white, and fainted.<\/span><\/p>\n

On the\u00a0 card was written:<\/p>\n

’Spaghetti, Spaghetti,\u00a0 Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three, with<\/span><\/em><\/strong>
\nmeatballs, two without.\u00a0 Send extra sauce !!!!!<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

A nice contribution fron Paul in Provence<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

For several years, a man was having an\u00a0affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she\u00a0was pregnant.\u00a0 Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his\u00a0 marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to\u00a0 secretly have the child. 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